~*Rites*~

[axingnicely]

WHO: you and your SHEEP and anyone else
WHERE: somewhere warm!!!
WHEN: idk sometime day 51 maybe?

[ bluebell has cube called everyone to set up a space for team rites!!!! for bluebell they have set up ~DATING PROFILES~ but for sheep!!! it doesn't even have to be your sheep. kidnap some sheep, set them up on dates. dress them up. whatever you want ]

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DATING PROFILES

[axingnicely]

Post your sheep dating profiles here! These can be pictures, written blurbs, your character literally hypemanning your sheep! Cringy prom asks! Dress them up, make them do tricks! Go wild.

Once someone has posted for a sheep, just interact under their top level!

D'Aaaaartagnan the Sheep

[heavyliesthecrown]

Ahem~

[ Crescendo has set up his microphone, and beside him are some buckets and a very fluffy little blue sheep.]

Good day, ladies and gentlesheep! I would like to introduce the charming, ever-knightly, and musically talented D'Aaaartagnan the Sheep to all the lovely young ewes out there! He enjoys serenading the object of his affection, long walks through the pasture, and nibbling grass. Today he has prepared a special song to showcase his tender and romantic side, and hopes to one day find love and settle down.

Now, if you will! D'Aaaaartagnan the Sheep!

[Crescendo sits down and will... use some of the buckets for drums after setting the microphone up for the sheep. It's fine, this works. Regardless, D'Aaaaartagnan begins to sing. ]

꧁•⊹٭Kite٭⊹•꧂

[electricflock]

Likes: fresh alfalfa, timothy tea and a good book to chew over, lazy river cruises
Dislikes: loud noises, surprises, traveling without an itinerary

Quote: BAAaaaa.

٭⊹¤.•⨳•.*☆✬ Bomb ✬☆*.•⨳•.¤⊹٭

[electricflock]

Likes: selfies, her ears, trying vintage home cooking recipes
Dislikes: self-portraits, the word "lime", bugs (except ladybugs)

Quote: BAANG

`✵•.¸,✵°✵.｡.✰ Yoyo ✰.｡.✵°✵,¸.•✵´

[electricflock]

Likes: magic tricks, card games, sleight of hand
Dislikes crayons, swimming where you can't see the bottom, clothes shopping

Quote: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rika

[shortforever]

Likes: swimming, eating snacks, sleeping under beds, her Thistle boys who treat her with love and respect
Dislikes: the forest, cops, anyone who doesn't brush her

Raiju

[shortforever]

Likes: hay, napping in the sun, heavy metal, cult shit

Dislikes: narcs, caves, the horrors that lurk in the dark if you stare for too long

Leviathan

[wants_the_phd]

Magical! Beautiful! Dazzling! A man with perpetual bedroom eyes.

Special talents: swimming, cooking, locating rare substances of great flavor and toxicity

He's quite the catch! Haha, fish jokes.

Angel Devil

[wants_the_phd]

Magical! Beautiful! Dazzling! A man with perpetual bedroom eyes.

Special talents: theater, interior design, reaching things on tall shelves

Really knows how to make you feel special with the most poetic death threats you've ever heard.

New Guy

[wants_the_phd]

Magical! Beautiful! Dazzling! A man with perpetual bedroom eyes.

Special talents: singing, potion-making, fashion

Observant. Always Watching. What's he writing in his notebook? Maybe he'll show you if you ask him very nicely.

Shadow Fiend

[wants_the_phd]

Extremely buff! Has a great rack! haha, antler jokes

Special talents: always in a good mood, could probably bench-press anyone

Her shadow counts as a plus one! Never be lonely!

DESPAIR (the sheep)

[finalbows]

Despair, here, is an up-and-coming actress who has baa-- by and large outstripped her peers in talent. She has the raw skill to pull off two different roles in the same production, and remembers her lines with half as much coaching as the average understudy.

She is partial to accessorizing with veils, and often goes out of her way to scatter dandelions. No, I have no idea how she gets all the seeds out of them-- which, of course, only adds to the little lady's air of mystique.

Re: DATING PROFILES

[wooliefrand]

[at some point two sheep try to smooch each other cutely

only for one to get beaned in the head and ko'd by a blue star piece.


the other takes the knock out sheep's dapper hat and runs]

[literal_trainwreck]

...I hope these things have short memories if they ever regain their sentience.

[says the same guy who is always talking about killing them]

[heavyliesthecrown]

They look like they are having fun all of the time to me.

[shortforever]

[Odin staring directly at Loki as he does this.]

[survivaltricks]

Finding love is a happy memory that they should want to keep, Loki.

[he's getting way too into this]

[axingnicely]

[ says the guy who is always talking about killing them!!! ]

Dating is relatively harmless, compared to other things they have gone through.....

[wants_the_phd]

[Humming while drawing some fast caricatures of her teammates. Maybe if she marries them off, she'll have the barn to herself.]

[heavyliesthecrown]

Wow... incredible. You are so talented, Azdaja-san.

[chasseurdebeaute]

You observe your flockmates quite closely, don't you.

[literal_trainwreck]

[takes a peek]

[axingnicely]

Do you mind if I take a look...?

[ melody thinks the art is so cute ]

[electricflock]

[adding some ROMANTIC FESTIVE FLAIR to the space with the help of some more Daffodil sheep that have come along to cheer on their bachelors. paper hearts! paper heart-shaped sheep! stars! flowers!]

[heavyliesthecrown]

I love how enthusiastic they are.

[heavyliesthecrown]

[Appreciating all of the Rose artwork and bios.]

These are really rather cute. But there is something I am failing to understand with them all. What exactly are 'Bedroom eyes'?

[wants_the_phd]

It refers to the expression one makes when they're thinking about you in a carnal way.