winter is un-brr-lieveable

[leonheartedly]

WHO: anyone!
WHERE: cube call/your barns/the pasture
WHEN: day 44, late morning/afternoon

[once people head home after the ritual ends and have some time to settle in, everyone gets a cube call]

Hi. For those who don't know me, I'm Tyr from Thistle.

I know some of you are already preparing for the cold - but if you're not, you should start. I want to help make that a little easier, hence the call. So, I'll be stopping by everyone's barns to drop off some things.

The first is a piece of paper with ways to keep you and your barns warm. It's all practical, meaning you don't need anything special to do any of it. Some of it's common sense but I included it anyway.

I stuck a copy of it in the clinic's book, too. You're welcome to add to it if there's something you think I missed or should be included.

For the other thing, I'll need a volunteer from your barn. It's something for Red and in return you'll be getting some tools for your flock. I'll give more details in person, but anyone can do it. Or you can refuse, that's fine too.

Lastly, a few people have mentioned wanting to learn some self defense, so I'm putting the offer out there to teach anyone who wants to learn. Basic survival lessons, too.

Anyway, thanks for your time. Feel free to call me back if you have questions.


[tldr: PRACTICAL WINTER TIPS and DETAILS FOR TOOL QUEST FROM RED, have fun sniping ur friends for stuff. Feel free to use this post for said sniping]

Comments

[survivaltricks]

[. . . ehehe]

[hehehe]

[heh!]

Can I shoot anyone?

[SCHEMING IS HAPPENING]

[leonheartedly]

Yeah. He just said three people.

[oblivious.

probably]

[survivaltricks]

[THREE PEOPLE!!! HE HAS A LIST!!]

Yeah, I'm at Thistle. Drop it off and I'll start causing havoc.

[leonheartedly]

See you in a bit, then.

[he as probably about to swing back anyway, so it works out. He's got a watergun in hand when he steps into the barn]

[survivaltricks]

[sprawled on the couch waiting, sitting up a little straighter when he sees that water gun]

Well, this looks familiar.

[leonheartedly]

I promise I won't shoot you in the head this time.

[he flips the gun in his hand to offer it handle first]

[survivaltricks]

[takes it with a wide grin]







[AND IMMEDIATELY SHOOTS HIM IN THE FACE]

[leonheartedly]

[HE KNEW IT WAS COMING but he still gets splattered in the face despite jerking a hand up to try to block it]

I really liked saying nice things to you guys during the ritual.

[.................. SIGH]

[survivaltricks]

[. . . omg]

[blinks at Tyr, then down at his gun, then back up again]

[. . .]

[oh no]

Red didn't tell you about that part, did he?

[HE SEEMS AMUSED THO, I AM SO SORRY]

[leonheartedly]

[the long-suffering face of someone already used to Red's shit and yet]

He failed to mention it, yeah.

[survivaltricks]

Of course he did.

[he feels a LITTLE bad, but Tyr's confession was so cute that it's only a LITTLE]

That's a nice thing for you to say, by the way.

[leonheartedly]

. . . well, not like I can lie about it now.

[not that he would]

[survivaltricks]

Would you, even if you could?

[calling him out!]

[leonheartedly]

Nah. I'd be kind of an ass if I did, wouldn't I? I meant the things I said, don't want you guys to think I was just saying them for the ritual.

[survivaltricks]

That's what I thought.

You're a softie at heart.

[leonheartedly]

It's my secret weapon.

[survivaltricks]

It's a good weapon. Very powerful.

I'll have mercy on you and not shoot you again.

[leonheartedly]

[a huff]

You're too kind.

[survivaltricks]

Thanks.

[. . . he wants to shoot someone else but who can he shoot. Loki? no, bad idea. Yata? also bad idea. Odin? very bad idea. Rata? . . . he isn't sure if that's a bad idea or not]

[leonheartedly]

[hey, it's for a good cause, maybe they'll understand.

(No, they're all bad ideas)]