sitting around eating bonbons

[survivaltricks]

WHO: THISTLE and a demonic guest
WHERE: THISTLE
WHEN: day 43, morning

[sometimes you devote yourself to a demon and then that demon crawls out of your mouth and you gotta summon them to have a very serious talk about personal boundaries]

[this is fine!]

Comments

[literal_trainwreck]

[thanks I hate it]

Must you?

[wooliefrand]

GOTTA MAKE A BIG BANG ENTRANCE!!

[literal_trainwreck]

It's not the "bang" I find disturbing.

[wooliefrand]

THE BIG???

[literal_trainwreck]

The use of body orifices.

[wooliefrand]

DO HUMANS HAVE OTHER ORIFICES???

[literal_trainwreck]

Don't use orifices in the first place!

[wooliefrand]

BUT NORMAL HOLES ARE OKAY

[literal_trainwreck]

Define "normal holes."

[wooliefrand]

LIKE



EYES


BELLY BUTTON???


QUICK WHAT'S ANOTHER HOLE


DO PORES COUNT

[literal_trainwreck]

All of those are even worse.

[wooliefrand]

HUMANS ARE PICKY DAMN

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A GRAND ENTRANCE HUH

[literal_trainwreck]

To start with, I would approach someone from an origin point outside of that person.

[wooliefrand]

...............FROM SOMEONE ELSES HOLE?

[literal_trainwreck]

[slowly, agonizingly:]

From someplace that isn't a hole.

[wooliefrand]

[. . .
]



I SEE!!

A PLUG. PALACE. INTRIGUING

[literal_trainwreck]

..................What?

[wooliefrand]

WAAHAHAHA! I SEE I SEE! YOU WANT TO PLUG THE HOLES!! HUMANS ARE SO INTERESTING

VERY WELL!! GET ME A PALACE READY FOR NEXT TIME, GOT IT??

[literal_trainwreck]

...I give up.

[just turning to walk away]