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[wooliefrand]

WHO: Sheep
WHERE: Pasture
WHEN: Evening 42 - Morning 43

[IT'S NIGHTTIME AGAIN SHEEPIES AND THAT COMES WITH ANOTHER BITTER COLD SNAP.

But man did you know?? Heating and cooling and heating and cooling rapidly is really bad for pipes??

Shepherds - Roll 1d10!! If 5 or lower, congrats, SOME PIPES BURST IN YOUR BARN. Enjoy your flooding! If 6 or higher, you are spared.

Additionally, if your pipes burst, roll ANOTHER 1d10! If 5 or lower, congrats, all your food storage has been soaked and is now inedible! This is fine. If higher than 5, only a 4th of it is soaked.

OTHERWISE, HOW YALL DOING!]

Comments

[quarantotto]

...plans are good.

[sparksystem]

Nii-san does too but I think mine might be more effective.

[quarantotto]

I'm listening.

[sparksystem]

We can make portals, right? I figure I'd just have someone fall eternally. Since I'm a technomantic humanoid holding the fingergun for long periods of time isn't a problem.

[quarantotto]

I'm in. I like that better than a holding cell or just sending them somewhere else.

[sparksystem]

And it'll teach them a lesson!

[quarantotto]

Everyone else too. Hopefully it just takes one.