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crittersheep ([personal profile] crittersheep) wrote in [community profile] sheep_game2023-10-14 11:35 am

RITUAL 13 - the MOST high-stakes ritual of war and bloodshed

WHO: All y’all!
WHERE: The pasture!
WHEN: Day 38, high noon

[ dang! it’s been a while since any of the little empty-vessel sheep gained sentience and personalities, right? well . . . today you might find yourself pulled towards the fountain area in the middle of the meadow, where two little Rose sheep are very active, very aware, and capering on the rim of the fountain! one is wearing a headband with fake kitty ears and the other is wearing a headband with fake puppy ears.

also there is blood on the ground and they have fully summoned a demon already, each twin patting the head of the respective animal they favor. oops. there's two large, empty pet food bowls sitting on the ground in front of them as well, which is a little weird.

they speak in unison:]

Did you know; did you know?

[the cat-eared one smiles, very sharp.]

"Some rituals lately had a bit of a bite--wouldn't you say, Tot?"

[the dog-eared one is more... well, hangdog, though you think it might be exaggerating a little.]

"It's so easy to let yourself get distracted by emotions..."

"That's no excuse, Tot! All that energy, all that conflict--for what? Nothing serious happened."

"How could there have been…? There was… no food involved. At all."

"Eeeeexactlyyyyyy!!"

[the cat-eared sheep hisses. the dog-eared one staggers in despair and looks on mournfully, little sheep hoof held up earnestly over its heart.]

"...what if they had a reminder of what's really worth fighting for, Tater?"

"You don't think-- the food bowl-- they might really-- after a thousand years?!"

"Take a deep breath…! Even waiting since the beginning of the universe, we remember what's important…”

[and, once again together:]

"We're all made of meat!"

[they beam at you, little fangies prominently on display.]

"--oh yeah, if you didn’t catch it, my name’s Tater! Meow!"

"And my name’s Tot… woof…!"

"Do your best; the CatDog Demon is very hungry! Eeheeheehee!"


RULES | ROOMS | ENDGAME | WINNERS & PRIZES & PENALTIES
secondbornsun: (♞↱ tuck a knife with)

Re: [endgame]

[personal profile] secondbornsun 2023-10-14 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[


what was the fucking point ]
afineknight: (145)

Re: [endgame]

[personal profile] afineknight 2023-10-14 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)




I'm glad we didn't let Muffin eat any.
electricflock: (36)

Re: [endgame]

[personal profile] electricflock 2023-10-14 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Am also glad.
debug_mode: (11110)

[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-14 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...Hey! Anyone wanna go out for a hot dog?

[giggling!]
whenshesmiles: (RESILIENT SOULS WHO PERSIST.)

Re: [endgame]

[personal profile] whenshesmiles 2023-10-14 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
eonsadrift: (221)

Re: [endgame]

[personal profile] eonsadrift 2023-10-14 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
What a waste of time. And here I thought these demons couldn't get more incompetent.
secondbornsun: (♞↳ but your cranium is empty,i say)

[personal profile] secondbornsun 2023-10-14 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you ]
strateelgic: (surprised)

Re: [endgame]

[personal profile] strateelgic 2023-10-14 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh goodness.

At least their children are okay.]
secondbornsun: (♞⬑ we just fuck things up,yeah,i noticed)

Re: [endgame]

[personal profile] secondbornsun 2023-10-14 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ mutters something muffled into his palm about thank the seven biscuit isn't here ]
debug_mode: (001000)

[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-14 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You look like you could pack away a few.
secondbornsun: (♙👑↓ i’m still breathing)

Re: [endgame]

[personal profile] secondbornsun 2023-10-14 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ same ]
secondbornsun: (♞↳ time to roll the dice,)

[personal profile] secondbornsun 2023-10-14 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ as much as his mood is bad he can't justify taking it out on her (yet) ]

Why don't you go ahead an' have some yourself. You're always starvin' after all.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-14 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I will... abstain.

Lemons, on the other hand. I could really go for a lemon.
whenshesmiles: (GLORY FOR THOSE WHO PERSIST.)

[personal profile] whenshesmiles 2023-10-14 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HER? ]

Threat? Countdown legal?
secondbornsun: (♞↰ echoes in your head like déjà,déjà vu)

[personal profile] secondbornsun 2023-10-14 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait.

[ holds up a hand to let yn say this ]

Legal.
secondbornsun: (♚↓ straight up villain)

[personal profile] secondbornsun 2023-10-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .


How's this. Ya want anything from Daffodil from now on, ya make your deals with Miss Maraschino.
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[personal profile] debug_mode 2023-10-14 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...Miss Who?
whenshesmiles: (💣 live my life)

[personal profile] whenshesmiles 2023-10-14 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ who's this devil??? ]

Ten.
shortforever: (04)

[personal profile] shortforever 2023-10-14 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[fucking mood]
adorabrawler: (pic#16531245)

Re: [endgame]

[personal profile] adorabrawler 2023-10-14 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ staring at the thing(???) that just expired ]

... Okay, nevermind, maybe I won't ever touch a hotdog again.
whenshesmiles: (💣 live my life)

[personal profile] whenshesmiles 2023-10-14 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Understood.

[ thanks dad ]

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