at that time my plan was for everyone to be a sacrifice

[finalbows]

WHO: The Rose Devil Army (& visitors)
WHERE: rose barn, fountain when we feel up to it, Around???
WHEN: Day 3 & some bonus 4

_{[ dunno about you guys but he's not doing SHIT until he's done practically boiling himself in hot water like a lobster ]}

Comments

[finalbows]

Of course schools are cute, there's all the pomp and twee little ritualism involved, they take it so seriously.

[catposting]

I bet. That water stunt you pulled on me the other day had some serious flair!

[finalbows]

Please, I didn't need a teacher for magic. That's for the lesser beings to waste their time on. I'm talking about literature!

[catposting]

[ "literature", bleats a nearby sheep. a second sheep repeats the word. ]

[ . . . ]

Well, looks like you have your students. Congratulations.

[finalbows]

--Finally, the little morons!

_{[ to one of the sheep: ]}

Listen very closely this time. You hear me? Say it: Lord. A. Von.

[catposting]

[ both sheep stare blankly ]

[ one of them rolls on its side ]

[finalbows]

Oh come on!

...At least say 'literature' again.

[catposting]

[ other sheep rolls onto side ]

I can't believe you broke them! How cruel.

[ sheep 1: "cruel" ]

[ sheep 2: "cruel" (echo) ]

[finalbows]

....You're doing that mind thing to them right now, aren't you.

[catposting]

I hate to break it to you, Angel Devil, but these sheep don't have emotions.

[finalbows]

Anything that can experience stimuli can at least be made more sedate or agitated, and they both fell down. I refuse to believe whatever influence we have on peoples' minds has NO physical component. You can have a mind without having emotions plenty easily.

<sub>[ sorry





in addition to being an angel and a thespian he's also slightly a mad scientist ]</sub>

[catposting]

You're just upset that they won't say the name of that guy, aren't you? What was it— Lord Hamon?

[ . . . ]

[ "Lord Hamon" ]

[ "Lord Hamon" (echo) ]

[finalbows]

I said Avon, not HAMon. The bard himself wasn't some ugly old pig.

[catposting]

[ "HAMon" ]

[ "HAMon" ]

[ "pig" ]

[ "pig" ]

[finalbows]

...That will be enough learning time today.

_{[ a cute little rainbow cloud appears in the palm of his hand... ]}

One sheep.
Two sheep.

_{[ he flicks the Sleep spell at the sheep. ]}

[catposting]

[ Blood Fiend just raises his eyebrows at you like

they were already on their sides and braindead

how are u gonna tell if they're asleep if they barely listen to you in the first place ]

[finalbows]

_{[ and now there's no humiliating echolalia as they do so! win-win for the Angel Devil-pire. ]}

[catposting]

You're right, teachers really do take their role seriously. Thank you for enlightening me.

[finalbows]

That's Blossom's stellar choices in staff appointment, I'm not responsible for someone's else's decision to cast me in a role I'm not suiting for. I'm meant to be a reaper of the doomed, not a tutor for ambulatory mutton.

[catposting]

Don't worry so much, Angel Devil. I'm sure they'll listen to you sooner or later.