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[literal_trainwreck]

WHO: Thistle (And visitors, if they are so inclined)
WHERE: Thistle
WHEN: Day 3, after all the shit went down

[Well that was a lot. Time to get a good night's (day's?) sleep in those new rooms! Ha ha, just kidding. What are we actually doing?]

Comments

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

[HELLOOOO]

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

What.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

Precious asset . . .

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

Uh, obviously! You can see how powerful he is!

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

It's still a weird thing to say.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

Not if I'm going to use it to take over the world.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

Oh, okay. That's way more normal. You're so right.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

Thank you.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

Just kidding. It's not. What the fuck? You're planning world domination?

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

Don't worry, I'm a magnanimous god. It'll be great!

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

What the hell even are you, by the way? I haven't asked that yet.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

Evil spirit.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

You specifically call yourself evil?

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

If the shoe fits. [ it doesnt remotely fit ]

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

Weird phrase for you to use.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

Touche.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

But . . . I can't believe anyone really wants to rule the world. Wouldn't it be a lot of work?

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

I mean, depends on how much control you want, right? What do I know about keeping humans alive? Way less than they do. As long as I'm revered as their almighty God, there's no need to be a tight-ass about the details.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

But you need that kid to do it? Shouldn't he be the God?

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

We can be co-gods.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

You're gonna need to disguise yourself. If you want people to worship you. Pretend to be a giant snake or a constellation or something.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

Well, obviously. It was a tree last time. That worked out pretty well.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

Tree is a good one. People love trees.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[cultofthesham]

Right? Color-coordinated and everything.

Re: [EARLIER, AT THE FOUNTAIN...]

[antichthonia]

So.

What exactly makes you evil?