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[crittersheep]

WHO: all
WHERE: wherever
WHEN: day 28, morning through to noon

[it's a new day, and the pasture is still in its strange new liminal state. surely nothing else wild will kick off today though, right? surely everyone's gotten it out of their systems, right?

...right...?

anyway, what are you up to?]

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@ daffodil

[noarchitact]

[ there's a chainsaw wielding briefcase at your door, ...with a small pack of smokes. 1 potato for whoever can guess who these are for. ]

Pii pi piii~!

[afineknight]

[ he opens the door. ]

Tempo, my friend! What do you have there?

[noarchitact]

[ he raises the cigarettes above his head. ]

Piii pi piiiiiii!!!

[ he got them for you. ]

[afineknight]

Are these for me?

[ no, they're for the fuckin' briefcase.

He reaches over to take them. ]

You are too kind!

[noarchitact]

Pi piii. [ he offers them to him. ]

[ and then don't mind him explaining how he got them. he didn't cut off real arms. not yet. no. he tore off a bunch of puppet arms. well, ok, tore off isn't accurate. he chainsaw'd them off. ]

[afineknight]

Ah, so that's what you were doing! I see now.

[noarchitact]

Pi. [ he's delighted to have gotten something for crois, since he helped him with the chainsaw. ] Pii pi. [ enjoy! ]

[ oh and, uh, here's a potato. one of the puppets was attached to it before he murdered it. ]

[afineknight]

Ah, I will take this as well. Thank you very much.

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[secondbornsun]

[ is this a fucking threat ]

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[noarchitact]

[ no, it's a fucken gift. see! he waggles the cigarettes at tart. ] Pii pi pi piii. [ crois. they're for crois! ]

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[electricflock]

[yesterday a man gets an arm chopped off in the basement

now muffin has to learn what chainsaws are]

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[noarchitact]

. . .

[ does this boy need a cigarette? or a potato?? ]

[ tempo has both. ]

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[electricflock]

[he will accept potato]

Um. Thank you?

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[noarchitact]

Pii pi piiii pi.

[ bops back and forth. yay!
GIFT ACCEPTED. ]

[ he does stop after a moment to look concerned. ] Pi piii? [ are you sure you're going to be okay? ]

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[electricflock]

[chirps? beeps. beeps, beeps, hm,]

Piii? Am... just tired.

1/3

[noarchitact]

[ ! ]

Pii.

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[noarchitact]

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[noarchitact]

[ comes back a few minutes later with a coffee. ]

Pi pii. [ this should help! ]

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[rugpull]

Yo.

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[noarchitact]

[ biscuit!! ]

Pi piii pi pii. [ he gets a potato too. ]

[ he tries to explain he was here to give cigarettes to crois,
but it's all beeps and boops, so... good luck. ]

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[rugpull]

[beeps back, trying to learn....]

1/2

[noarchitact]

[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

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[noarchitact]

Pi pi piiii! [ biscuit you've made him so happy! ]

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[rugpull]

...!

[oh hes doing good!

his best class is animal languages how different can this be]

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[noarchitact]

[ biscuit is doing fantastic. ]

Pi pii pi. [ if you ever need help chopping wood he's your man. er, toolbox. ]