a love themed game ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 matchmaking!

[noarchitact]

WHO: Errbbody.
WHERE: Pasture.
WHEN: All Day 22.

[ fantasia ( and tempo! ) have set up a booth with a LORGE dry erase board beside it and on it is an IC LOVE CHART, one that anybody & everybody could ( and, lbr, should ) mess with. there are a couple of people already on it, which tempo seems mighty pleased with. ]

^Pii~ Pii~ _Pii~ Pii~

I really don't think the Chainsaw should be on the chart, Tempo...

_Pii! Pii!!

...uhHuh.

[ it's far from finished, but that's where you come in! a bunch of postcards with the names of everybody else in the pasture sit alongside an assortment of colored markers. use these tools to document all the totally accurate dokidokis in sheepland. ]

Comments

[hardpity]

[ a ghost sheep is stealthily floating up to steal the aides postcard and run away with it... ]

1/2

[noarchitact]

[wants_the_phd]

[Studying this very carefully]

Hmmm....

[noarchitact]

What do you think?

[featherduster]

[ Wow this is the best idea ev--


WAIT HANG ON NO IT'S NOT ]

I was not consulted!!!

[noarchitact]

I didn't need to consult the flames. [ you're homo. ]

[electricflock]

[picks up his postcard


tries to feed it to a sheep]

[noarchitact]

Pii! Piiiii!

He'll make another.

[survivaltricks]

[ l m a o ]

I have found the pasture gossip.

[noarchitact]

Sure have. Help Tempo and I fill it in some more. We only know so much.

[finalefantasy]

[the Teleute namecard...

starts melting down the board like glittering acid.]

[noarchitact]

[ noooooo. ]

[ sad tempo is sad. ]

[shortforever]

You really think people are just gonna come up here and tell you who their crushes are?

[He says this, while watching to see if anyone moves his namecard anywhere.]

[noarchitact]

No. I think people are just going to come up here and tell me who *other* people's crushes are.

[ ]

[ohlord]

[... oh no

when you know exactly how this mess will go and so you are just. WALKING THE FUCK AWAY, BYE.]

[noarchitact]

[ styyyyyyx. come back here. ]

[secondbornsun]

. . .

. . .




[ takes a marker to draw a big-ass divider between the rest of the pasture and ((biscuit<->tart)) and then leaves

his work here is done ]

[noarchitact]

[ that's legit, honestly. ]

[endsjustified]

[he doesn't try to take his name off the board or destroy it, but anyone standing near him when he spots it will hear him say, very softly and with no inflection]

Oh no.

[featherduster]

[ BREATHING A TINY SIGH OF RELIEF THAT NO ONE HAS NOTICED ANYTHING

Does not make eye contact and stands over -----> there just to be sure ]

[apothekitty]

...






[ I don't know who like 75% of the people on this chart even are. ]

[noarchitact]

Hello there. [ tempo pops up beside him to chirp his own greeting. ] Come to watch the train wreck?

[terraria]

( pauses, looks up a the board. tilts head to the left. tilts head to the right.

reading the names... oh, wait, that should be fixed. puts some lines down.

walks away nonchalantly. )

[featherduster]

[ pERCI???? ]

[spinebuddyandme]

[ Watching some of the changes happening to this chart







and finally whispering to himself: ] Who are John and Jim?

1/2

[noarchitact]

Deer.

Literal deer.

[themanofyourdreams]

...

[He's just studying this and making mental notes as it changes around.]

[apothekitty]

Is this worthy of scolding behavior?

[leonheartedly]

[. . .

He is incredibly tempted to go find some popcorn]

[apothekitty]

[ hey it's someone she actually knows. ]

...is there any way to avoid the people on this chart?

[ wait isn't he on the chart. and crois. hm. ]

Or most of them, at any rate.

[heavyliesthecrown]

W-Why is my name here!?

[ Rushing over to try and erase his name from the board??? ]

[apothekitty]

The bigger question is why a dramatic young master like yourself is surprised...

[aididitmyway]

[she stares for a moment

and then turns on her heel to walk away and wheeze about it quietly because she was gonna TALK TO SONATA FINALLY]

[noarchitact]

[ ♡♡♡ ]

[mykidisthebest]

[this is entertaining because it doesn't involve me at all]

[noarchitact]

[ don't get too comfortable.
that could change at any time. ]

[arrowace]

[ picks up a gold marker to start mapping Predator/Prey lines ]

[noarchitact]

[ going to make sure there are plenty of gold markers available for mute. ]

[catposting]

[ Blood Fiend is watching and smiling to himself!



right up until a white sheep with felt cat ears and drawn-on abs waddles up to the board, puts itself on it, and walks off.

... you know what. could be worse. ]

[noarchitact]

[ appears beside him. ] How about adding a couple more lines? [ holds out a rainbow of tempting markers~! ]

[potentshell]

[ STARING UP AT IT ]

W-why am I at the bottom?

[noarchitact]

[ peers at the chart. ]

I'm not sure. I looked away for a few minutes and... ah, ... [ yeah. this. ]

[finalbows]

<sub>[ angie's not here.



but his floating scan eyeball orb is.
watching all of it.
all of your changes. ]</sub>

[wants_the_phd]

[His floating what now???]

[eonsadrift]

FANTASIA.

[noarchitact]

It's not just my fault.

[literal_trainwreck]

[doesn't care enough to deface it, just enough to make a show of rolling his eyes over it]

[noarchitact]

[ you have to admit it's somewhat amusing. ]

[stirtheblood]

[Something... is happening here. Certainly. It is definitely... a thing. Edgelord can determine that much. He, however, cannot read. So that is as much as he can determine.

Nevertheless he watches people draw lines for a while in bemusement.]

The hell is all this...

[noarchitact]

An unmitigated disaster... I mean, a shipping chart. It has everybody's names on it and the idea is to draw lines from person A to person B, denoting their relationship. [ offers him a marker. ]