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[wooliefrand]

WHO: wasted
WHERE: no longer in front of your salads
WHEN: day 15, later afternoon-ish probably

[ ]

[ after a sufficient degree of . . . chaos . . . the winged demon—much bigger now than before—giggles in satisfaction, the sound not unlike clinking glass. it flutters its wings and climbs into the sky in a swirl; the bars, ingredients, and tools all disappear, along with the medicine box.

where the demon once was is schnapps, who . . . well he doesn't look like he's having a bad time. with a drunken chortle, ]

wooooooooooooooooooooooow that was greeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[ he rolls over . . . puts his face to the ground . . . picks himself up . . . starts toddling off . . . ]

noooooooow for the afterpartyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

. . . oh wait! right right right right winners. Right!!!!

[ turns right back around. takes out A PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!!!!!!! TO READ OFF OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

A-hem! Ahem ahem ahem!!! I'm announcing winners now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wrote it all down im so smart hawhawhaw

Rose and Clover BOTH made drinks for the most customerrrrs. that's so niiiiceee. but uhm which do i go with OH OH OH it says "go with Rose." Okay?? If ya say so!

Clover gets "best original drink"! 'cause like, the only thing better than one drink is eleven drinks!

[ hiccup ]

Oh and and and Thistle!!!! You also win 'cause uhhhhhhh [ (squints) ] 'cause the nice black-collared folks said so! Well there's no arguing that!

Next next next . . . the most RIDICULOUS order . . . mannnnnnnnnn, making drink orders puzzles!? er. was it math. I dunno. I'm drunk! Hawhaw.

That one goes to Lily!

And uhmmm uhmmmmmmmm LAST but not LEAST. This one. This one's my favorite one. MY drink. the MOST drink. it'S THE LILY KILLER wow such a cool name SO THAT GOES TO LILY!

. . .

Wait. Didn't I already just . . . wait . . . huh. . . huh?? HUH????

[ t. tilts his head. one way. then the other. hm ]

whadoidonow . . .

[ turns the paper over ]

Oh I wrote it down! I'm so smart. Hawhaw . . .

"note to self: if someone wins twice, choose the next winner as the team with the most difficult customers. . ."

That would beeeeeeeeee Lily, Clover, andddddddddddd . . . Bluebell!!!! Make sure to tip your tarbenders lots you guys!!!!!!

And next is . . . oh. Oh, I'm done. No more! Okayyyy. Then uhmmmmmmmm . . . Meeting adjourned! (?) I should go home. i think i left the faucet on.

[ and so, with that done, schnapps toddles away . . .

a-anyway.

The following flocks receive appropriately colored coins:

Rose—Most drinks made/Most customers serviced @ 37 (tied with Clover)
Clover—Best original drink w/ a whole menu
Bluebell—Most ridiculous orderdifficult customers (picked from how frequently a team came up in this section of turn-in)
Lily—Drink that is the Most. end of sentence (schnapps' favorite)
Thistle—✨ Weeds' Choice ✨ "because we say so."

In addition to coins, every winning flock receives a wishcoin to redeem a personal room upgrade. get you some furnishings! Fancier beds! (wait until ash is around for personal room upgrade deets okok)

Weeds additionally receive black coins, as well as a bottle full of whatever their most ridiculous order was. ]

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Comments

[rugpull]

Wow.

[finalbows]

Hm.

We fed that demon quite a bit.


Well, hopefully that's some other dimension's problem, now.

[pleasantmisery]

I sure hope so!

[debug_mode]

Yay, Thistle won!

[also has a bottle full of Angel Devil's blood.]

[hardpity]

[ blearily peeks out of lily barn still with a blanket over his head ]

[pleasantmisery]

[watching the demon fly away...]

Oh, boy. That doesn't seem good!

[plied_magic]

Hopefully, their main interest is in resting until they sober up, then finding more to drink.

[Look, there is a bit of a theme, and there are plenty of places a spirit of 'let's all drink!' could reside where no one would notice]

[aididitmyway]

[in the flattest voice ever]

You ever just want to feel happy but don't have the energy to do it?

[debug_mode]

When you're feeling low on energy, the best thing to do is to just give yourself some 'me' time! Eat something. Take a nap. Relax with a good book.

That's my tip of the day!

[adorabrawler]

Are you still drunk?

[watercress]

[There on a rock in the middle of the river sits one cranky birb with a flute. They're very good with their flute, even if they are kind of mocking everyone with a jaunty little tune. Just a little mocking. As a treat.]

[electricflock]

[SCOOT OVER a dog-sized gryphon with a songbird's head is trying to land on the rock]

You got it already!

[mykidisthebest]

[claps]

Good job, you really captured the essence of the mood.

[ohlord]

[damn straight Lily won in three categories.

... but also, he's so tired and he knows nothing of indulgent living so like. uh. personal room upgrade... how does...





he'll deal with it later.]

[mykidisthebest]

[HOLDS OUT HIS HAND and makes a 'gimmie' motion at him]

[endsjustified]

[tucks his own coin in a pocket]

Feeling better?

[electricflock]

Aw, it took the leftovers.

[mykidisthebest]

Were you planning on drinking all of them?

[stirtheblood]

Haaaah, s'over? Well, that was pretty great!

[Vicious still has three bottles of liquor tucked under his arm, because Weeds get to keep their stash. He looks incredibly pleased with himself.

He shifts them around to give the black coin in his hand a puzzled look though.]

And we got these...?

[finalbows]

Worthless baubles. _{[ tossing his in the air and catching it. ]}

Might as well throw it away before you lose it out in the fields, Weed. We've a fountain handy. Want to make a wish?

[mykidisthebest]

[staring at his coin with the most profound disappointment]

Somehow, I feel cheated.

[debug_mode]

...

[beathollow]

( watches the demon fly off and the drunk sheep toddle away.



looks at blood fiend playing maid for the day so there's nothing to clean up.




just kinda flops onto a pile of green sheep... )

[catposting]

[strateelgic]

[It seems like everyone won this time. Not that it matters to him as long as he gets a coin at the end. However, everyone winning means that the fountain is going to be crowded for a while. He has no desire to share a memory with half the people here.

So Pond Fiend tucks his prize away for now and instead sits awkwardly on the fence outside Rose's field, watching everyone mingle.]

[catposting]

[ is a maid doing maid things in the background ]

[debug_mode]

Oh, hey! Hi!

[waving to get his attention!]