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[wooliefrand]

WHO: wasted
WHERE: no longer in front of your salads
WHEN: day 15, later afternoon-ish probably

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[ after a sufficient degree of . . . chaos . . . the winged demon—much bigger now than before—giggles in satisfaction, the sound not unlike clinking glass. it flutters its wings and climbs into the sky in a swirl; the bars, ingredients, and tools all disappear, along with the medicine box.

where the demon once was is schnapps, who . . . well he doesn't look like he's having a bad time. with a drunken chortle, ]

wooooooooooooooooooooooow that was greeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[ he rolls over . . . puts his face to the ground . . . picks himself up . . . starts toddling off . . . ]

noooooooow for the afterpartyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

. . . oh wait! right right right right winners. Right!!!!

[ turns right back around. takes out A PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!!!!!!! TO READ OFF OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

A-hem! Ahem ahem ahem!!! I'm announcing winners now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wrote it all down im so smart hawhawhaw

Rose and Clover BOTH made drinks for the most customerrrrs. that's so niiiiceee. but uhm which do i go with OH OH OH it says "go with Rose." Okay?? If ya say so!

Clover gets "best original drink"! 'cause like, the only thing better than one drink is eleven drinks!

[ hiccup ]

Oh and and and Thistle!!!! You also win 'cause uhhhhhhh [ (squints) ] 'cause the nice black-collared folks said so! Well there's no arguing that!

Next next next . . . the most RIDICULOUS order . . . mannnnnnnnnn, making drink orders puzzles!? er. was it math. I dunno. I'm drunk! Hawhaw.

That one goes to Lily!

And uhmmm uhmmmmmmmm LAST but not LEAST. This one. This one's my favorite one. MY drink. the MOST drink. it'S THE LILY KILLER wow such a cool name SO THAT GOES TO LILY!

. . .

Wait. Didn't I already just . . . wait . . . huh. . . huh?? HUH????

[ t. tilts his head. one way. then the other. hm ]

whadoidonow . . .

[ turns the paper over ]

Oh I wrote it down! I'm so smart. Hawhaw . . .

"note to self: if someone wins twice, choose the next winner as the team with the most difficult customers. . ."

That would beeeeeeeeee Lily, Clover, andddddddddddd . . . Bluebell!!!! Make sure to tip your tarbenders lots you guys!!!!!!

And next is . . . oh. Oh, I'm done. No more! Okayyyy. Then uhmmmmmmmm . . . Meeting adjourned! (?) I should go home. i think i left the faucet on.

[ and so, with that done, schnapps toddles away . . .

a-anyway.

The following flocks receive appropriately colored coins:

Rose—Most drinks made/Most customers serviced @ 37 (tied with Clover)
Clover—Best original drink w/ a whole menu
Bluebell—Most ridiculous orderdifficult customers (picked from how frequently a team came up in this section of turn-in)
Lily—Drink that is the Most. end of sentence (schnapps' favorite)
Thistle—✨ Weeds' Choice ✨ "because we say so."

In addition to coins, every winning flock receives a wishcoin to redeem a personal room upgrade. get you some furnishings! Fancier beds! (wait until ash is around for personal room upgrade deets okok)

Weeds additionally receive black coins, as well as a bottle full of whatever their most ridiculous order was. ]

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