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[pictureimperfect]

WHO: Thistle and a WEED INTERLOPER
WHERE: Thistle barn
WHEN: Also skipping to early morning 14 (I'm sorry day 13 you're getting skipped all over)

[At some point in the night Yata brought a friend over for a sleepover, and now someone is crawling out of his bed to raid Thistle's fridge and use their shower]

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[debug_mode]

[SURPRISE, said friend is a weed. But, is a weed literally ever anyone's friend.]

Good morning everyone. Please call me your name. Yes, I am a weed. I am here to spy on your home, learn your secrets, eat your food, use your shower, and test your patience.

Should you successfully repress your urge to throw me out long enough, I will eventually disappear, probably without so much as a goodbye. I may take some of your stuff with me on the way out. If you do try to throw me out physically... well, you could, but maybe not the best idea? Not a threat, of course, just saying.

Nice to meet you! Are you glad to meet me?

[TRUTH FIELD ON]

[pictureimperfect]

[laughing]

I'm glad they get to meet you.

[debug_mode]

[truth field off.]

I knew I could count on you Yata.

[truth field on. YES, YOUR NAME WILL CHEAT.]

1/2

[pictureimperfect]

[doesn't even know the truth field exists to call her out, criminal! He attempts to make a sarcastic joke but the truth field forces sincerity out of his mouth, ew.]

We're friends, you can always count on me, and I'm really hopeful you like Thistle so we can hang out more--

[pictureimperfect]

[SLAPS HAND OVER HIS MOUTH AAAAAH THAT'S NOT BRATTY SARCASM AT ALL]

[survivaltricks]

[now in his cute punk pajamas since sleeping in that maid outfit would have been misery]

[lifts a hand to give her a small wave]

Just pick up after yourself before you go.

[debug_mode]

That's all you care about?

[survivaltricks]

[also unaware or the truth field, but honestly not much is changing even with it activated]

Well, it'd be annoying if you tried to "trap" me into saying something that enforces your world view again. So maybe don't do that?

But otherwise, yeah.

[9tenths]

Sure am. How'd you meet our Yata?

[ with the truth field on, that can't be a lie, but it is definitely a weird answer with her preamble.

otoh this is exactly how Mitsuba told her he'd react, so maybe she isn't surprised. ]

[debug_mode]

He saw me hurriedly taking food from the 'breakfast buffet' the other day and felt sorry for me. I was offered figs and other things when I was hungry. Weeds doesn't get a barn or tree with fruit. Well-- I'm sure most everyone knows that. Not that I'd particularly want a barn, per se. Shelter would be nice. But... it seems sort of insulting to be associated with something an animal would live in.

Anyway, we met a few times since then, and he invited me here. Your Shepherd Lupin had also given me an invite and so I decided to take him up on it.

Is that what you expected?

[9tenths]

He's a softy at heart. So from him, sure. Sounds about right. Didn't know about Lupin, but that doesn't sound wrong.

[shortforever]

I'd be happier if I weren't meetin' you first thing in the mornin'.

[That truth field...]

[debug_mode]

Happier is a relative term...

[shortforever]

Hey, you asked.

[literal_trainwreck]

Of course I'm fucking not.

[well, Yata called it]

[debug_mode]

Which part is most objectionable? Least?

[literal_trainwreck]

The fact that Yata thinks it's acceptable to invite random strangers over and the part where you're going to leave, respectively.

...Scratch that. Whatever you're doing to my ability to answer questions right now, that's the most objectionable part.

[cultofthesham]

Hell no, but if you stick around long enough I’ll end up liking you anyway.

[debug_mode]

Ah. You must be Fart Cloud.

[cultofthesham]

You wanna die, wench?

[pictureimperfect]

[Yata meanwhile is sitting the kitchen counter, swinging his leggies and making sure nobody has a problem with Your Name getting to the fridge]

Oh no we've been invaded.

[literal_trainwreck]

I didn't expect you'd be the first one to bring a girl home.

[pictureimperfect]

Do you really expect any of you to bring girls home?

[survivaltricks]

[waving a spatula at him. he is grilling fish! he's also dressed in his pajamas cuz fuck sleeping in a maid outfit]

Do I get my clothes back today?

[pictureimperfect]

Depends how good breakfast is.