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[noarchitact]

WHO: BlueBell, Zenith, & maybe YOU
WHERE: BlueBell Barn
WHEN: Day 13, Skipping ahead a little to NIGHT
WARNINGS: Shenanigans, with a high probability of somebody may be getting mauled

Comments

[noarchitact]

[ he's definitely chowing down on some of those feathers in there. he'll eaT HIS WAY THROUGH, GOSH DARN! ]

[featherduster]

[ THAT'S......... FINE........ like it hurts but shit happens. Letting him do that.

More just appear in their place tho so he's making no progress. ]

[noarchitact]

[ at some point he stops... but only because feathers are UNFULFILLING. ]

[ he is going to thrash around in there, or at least try to. let him out he's still STARVING! ]

[featherduster]

[ Please be patient dear, your Doordash drivers are en route to the restaurant . . .



Trying the charm thing more for lack of anything else to do than any belief it might work. ]

1/3

[noarchitact]

[noarchitact]

[ he settles down for a few minutes and just... enjoys the feathery bubble he's trapped in. he's not sure what's going on, but... this sure is a thing. ]

[noarchitact]

[ but a moment later he's throwing hands and eating the feathers again. if rook is nearby he'll hear a lot of growling and howling and... IF I EVER GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR OTHER ARM AND BEAT YOU WITH IT, SO THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO WHILE I DEVOUR IT. AND THEN I'LL RINSE AND REPEAT FOR EACH OF YOUR LEGS... AND I'LL THROW YOUR GUN IN THE MOAT! ]

[chasseurdebeaute]

Ohlàlà, he is going on about dismemberment again.

[featherduster]

--Wait, you can talk to him like this?!?!!

[noarchitact]

[ EATS MORE FEATHERS, SPITEFULLY. ]

[featherduster]

[ One of the feathers jabs him in the tonsil ]

[noarchitact]

[ fkjgfkhgfj. ]

[ don't make him hairball feathers up in your featherball like a cat would... except he's a wolf. ]

[mykidisthebest]

[after a few minutes of eating feathers, Lilybarn is THROWING SOME GATORDAWG MEAT THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

Friendly dinner delivery~! Watch your heads!

[eonsadrift]

[ he isn't going to be hit by this but he is going to watch the chunks of gatordawg meat fly through the window ]

[featherduster]

Thanks!!! We'll tip later!!!

[endsjustified]

[looks...in the window

sighs

sends in a ghost to start feeding Kaveh maybe?]

[noarchitact]

[ kaveh's still completely bound in feathers ( thanks vash ) so he can't exactly do much beyond lay there... so at least lily's going to help out by feeding him. ]

[ om nom nom, all those tasty gatordawg meats do seem to at least calm him so he's no longer fiercely out of his mind. ]

[featherduster]

[ You decadent ASSHOLE ]

[chasseurdebeaute]

We really should switch to those boulder hogs for our meat staple, they tend to be more plentiful...

[noarchitact]

[ love you too, snookums. ]

[eonsadrift]

[ this sucks to watch ]

[endsjustified]

[while he's here he might as well]

May I ask what happened, Zenith?

[chasseurdebeaute]

Did you wish to stay, Monsieur?

[chasseurdebeaute]

Ah, I don't think so! He's much too enraged to be reasoned with! But you are right that he's hungry, so perhaps that will help.

[featherduster]

Man . . .

[ Why does his ideal solution of FRIENDSHIP SPEECH just never work out? ]