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[noarchitact]

WHO: BlueBell, Zenith, & maybe YOU
WHERE: BlueBell Barn
WHEN: Day 13, Skipping ahead a little to NIGHT
WARNINGS: Shenanigans, with a high probability of somebody may be getting mauled

Comments

[ohlord]

[the look of a man who has been shot by SO MANY BULLETS.

OF ALL SORTS OF CALIBERS.]

Hey. The guy already gets himself fucked up to avoid killin' or hurtin' people. If you're sayin' he's not doin' enough, I'm gonna be the one shootin'.

[DO NOT ENCOURAGE MINUET'S BEHAVIOR BY SAYING HIS NONLETHAL METHODS AREN'T ENOUGH???]

[lapdogged]

[Sorry Styx, Cerby is giving you SUCH A JUDGEMENTAL LOOK. This is the expression of a man that has heard something so deranged he is genuinely contemplating just going to live in the woods with the gatordogs.]

...yeah. That's a brilliant idea, man. Shoot people who logically point out getting shot with a bullet hurts, non-lethal or otherwise. I'm sure your guy will fucking love that.

[ohlord]

He already knows, genius. The point is that sometimes ya don't get the option and if he's shootin', it's 'cause he's used all other options!

Point's also that you're more likely to be shot by me than that guy, so stop whinin' about chances of gettin' shot.

[lapdogged]

I'll whine all I want, asshole!

[...wait.]

I mean- ugh. Just go check on your boyfriend or whatever!

[ohlord]

[the fuCK DID YOU JUST CALL VASH THE STAMPEDE?!

JUST.

GRABBING A COUCH CUSHION TO THROW AT CERBY BEFORE HEADING OUT]

[lapdogged]

[SQUAWKS BECAUSE THE CUSHION HITS HIM FULL IN THE FACE!!!! HELLO!?!?!]

[ohlord]

[BE HAPPY IT WASN'T A BULLET, FFS!]