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WHO: CLOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and visitors)
WHERE: the clover pad
WHEN: Day 102

it's been a week so new day new us

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No, no, no—look at it! It's perfectly intact. Beautifully decorated, even. No one would throw away such a rare commodity for mere trash.

Then you stole a cake someone so painstakingly made, right out of their own cave..? How devious.

Finders keepers.

Are you going to try it, then?

Already did! And I can confirm you’re missing out on a damn good cake.

I told you, I don't like cake.

But if you insist that it's that good, I'll try a single bite of it.

Go right for it!

[ He eyes her skeptically... but he takes a single forkful of cake and eats it. ]

[ THE CAKE IS, FORTUNATELY, NORMAL, homemade and everything. ]

Sooo, what's the verdict?

[ He thoughtfully chews, as if really trying to figure it out... ]

It tastes like a cake you found in a cave.

[ what the fuck ]

… I won’t tell Lethe you said that.

Hah, so that's where you actually got it from?

Did you actually believe that I found a whole cake in a cave?

That's not even the most ridiculous thing to ever happen here, so yes. I could believe it.

So you think I would eat it, too.

I don't need to remind you about that hotdog game, do I?

[ there's a beat, where she has to think about this ]

Please don't judge my actions from when I was twelve.

So you're saying you wouldn't do it again, right now?

I have an image to maintain, Zenith. I can’t go eating cat barf whenever I want anymore.

Not even if it means Lyra would start screaming and freaking out at us again?

........ Alright, alright—you drive a hard bargain.

I'm relieved to see you haven't become too much of a stick in the mud.

I have never in my life been a stick in the mud.

You were getting dangerously close there, with refusing to eat the multicolored cat vomit.

Just for the record, Zenith, you are not going to find anyone else who's willing to do that.

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