૮꒰˵• ﻌ •˵꒱ა ewe can do it~

[noarchitact]

WHO: You, you, & you.
WHERE: the Pasture!
WHEN: Day 91

[ 🐑 baaa. ]

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Re: idk if this is open to all but she peekin anyway

[noarchitact]

I... [ looks over at her briefly before having to avert his eyes because he's blushing so much. ] there's nothing to see here. Just a guy and some sheep making a gazebo pretty... er.

[wants_the_phd]

[she wishes she spoke briefcase because she has NO idea what Tempo's beeping.]



[to tempo:]

...Is he gettin' married?

[noarchitact]

👍 [ flashes the little emoji at her like this. ]

Piiii pi. [ motions to fantasia. ] 🔥❤️ [ trying to convey he's bombing his attempts, so whether or not anything actually comes of this is another story. ]

[wants_the_phd]

[Thank you for the emoji translation, bro. that helps a lot, actually.]


[WATCHES FANTASIA]

[noarchitact]

Piii pii pi. [ you're welcome! ] 🫡!

[ the bluebell sheep all join azdaja in watching. ]

[ and this might be mean but, ] Pii pi pii pi. [ do you want to take bets on if he manages to ask or not? he brings up a little board that looks like this except it just says 'yes' & 'no'. ]

[wants_the_phd]

I don't have anything to bet with. But I think he can do it!

[How hard can it be? <-- opinions of a person who doesn't know what love is and doesn't know what it means to decide to officially start a partnership with anyone. Is it hard? Probably not, or people wouldn't do it.]

1/2

[noarchitact]

[ well, fantasia popped a question.
just not the right one...
he asked zenith for a fight.
but surely one thing will lead to another. ]

[noarchitact]

Piiii. [ awwww ♥ ]

[ it wasn't hard for tempo to ask his chainsaw to marry him, so he's also not the right person to ask. ]

[wants_the_phd]

[Fighting is a courtship behavior where she's from. This is basically foreplay. He's on the right track!

Kick each other's asses and form a mutual ownership dynamic through violence! You got this!!]

[noarchitact]

[ tempo does look a little confused... but if azdaja doesn't seem concerned, then it's probably fine. zenith does like fighting so maybe fantasia accidentally'd himself onto the right track. he knows this is not how he intended to do it. ]

Piii pi pi. [ is it supposed to be a draw? or does fantasia need to win to assert matrimonial dominance? ] 🥰🔪😡 🟰❓... 🏛️🔝

[wants_the_phd]

Uh. Well, I have no idea how humans do it. And I think at least one of them is human, right?

We don't have marriage where I'm from, so I'm not sure how it works for them.

[noarchitact]

Piii pi. 😊🪆 [ yes! fantasia is human and zenith is not human. ]

Pii pi pi piii pi pipi? [ what do you have? you seem to be versed in fight = love. ] ❤❓

1/2

[wants_the_phd]

[Attempting to decode emojis...]

Love...?

That's why humans do it, right? They have an instinct to pair up to raise young?

The overwhelming majority of us can't reproduce, and those who do don't raise their own young. So we don't have that kind of instinct to form bonds like humans do.

[wants_the_phd]

It's all pretty alien to me, but admittedly it's fun to watch.

[Ooh! He asked the question!]

1/2

[noarchitact]

Pii pi pii pi. [ he doesn't think zenith and fantasia can make a baby... but fantasia can built things! maybe that could... hm. ]

[noarchitact]

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pipipi pi piiiiiiiiiii. [ and he said yes. guess who is going to be a sobbing little toolbox. ]

[wants_the_phd]

Wow! They figured it out!

[politely clapping? idk seems like the right thing to do.]

Human courtship is a thing to behold...!

[noarchitact]

Piii pi pii pi. [ and this is just the beginning. he makes little bell holograms and makes them 'ring'. he just chirps each time they'd ring. ] Pii pi piii. [ next comes marriage! ]