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[wooliefrand]

WHO: Sheep!
WHERE: The Pasture!!
WHEN: Day 88 Moring/afternoon

[HELLO LOVELIES HOPEFULLY YALL HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING INTO SHENANIGANS. But even if you have oh well!!

Daisy and Coco have prepared a light brunch for anyone who ventures into the cafeteria: fish, french toast, parfaits, juices and milk and the like! Yummy!!

BUT OUTSIDE there is Blossom doing shit with blood again!! You may have spotted her hiding (very badly) behind a bush watching Stormy and the Lady Demon talking about Something in the morning, but that aint any of our business.

NOW, Blossom uses her blood, does some basic dark arts, and. . .poof! These Things start popping up from the ground! On trees! On bushes!! They smell super sweet--and are sweet and tangy if you eat them, too!

If you end up sniffing them or their pollen, or eating one like a little freak, you will:
1) Be compelled to SMOOCH someone! This can be a BIG SMOOCH or just a cute friend peck on the cheek or such.
Or 2) if you manage to RESIST the smooch you'll have an extreme urge to go APOLOGIZE for something instead. Why?? Dont' worry about it.

this is the closest yall will ever get to having mistletoe.

Anyway Blossom is taking an armful and waddling off goodbye--

maybe something else will happen later idk yall be wilding. SMOOCH-OLOGY FLOWERS WILL BE AROUND TIL, IDK NEXT TIME I POST A MINGLE.

speaking of feel free to use this as a gen mingle too. Weird shit is always optional.]

Comments

[hardpity]

Obviously you needed it if it knocked you out like that. I'm glad you got some rest.

[audacity]

[ mmmm but he Should've Been there but objectively that probably wouldn't have helped but he feels bad about going to sleep and his FRIENDS DYING but

anyway ]

Yeah, I guess so. Thanks.

[hardpity]

[ bonks him on his head. or on top of. the fox head hood. ]

Don't feel guilty about it.

[audacity]

[ grumbled ]

You can't prove anything.

[hardpity]

I can recognize survivor's guilt at fifty paces.

[audacity]

[ ouch ]

...that's just the story of my life. Don't worry about it.

[hardpity]

[ gently plays bongos on his head. bapbapbap ]

I'm a little worried about it. Once we get these parts do you wanna hang out while I put them together? I figured the plans out already.

[audacity]

[ okay he will. let himself be bapped ]

...yeah, that'd be cool. You really figured them out already?

[hardpity]

Yep! I've made guns before, but like, toy guns that shoot beans, but adjusting the plans wasn't that difficult. The main thing was figuring out what to do with the kinetic energy that normally turns into recoil but I thought of something cool to do with that as well, it's an extra secret backup final shot that's JUST that energy, so you still have one shot even once you're out of ammo.

[audacity]

That sounds...amazing, actually.

[hardpity]

[ hehehehe ]

Keep 'em guessing! The action hero moment when they think you're out of bullets... and then POW.

[audacity]

...Charon would pull that off with a cool one-liner and everything.

[hardpity]

Action hero Charon!

[audacity]

He's totally got the vibe, right?

[hardpity]

The stern face! The square jaw! The billowing scarf!

[audacity]

[ laughing ]

The billowing coat. With the million pockets for, like, everything.

[hardpity]

The coat really does a dramatic silhouette...

[audacity]

It's honestly pretty cool.

[hardpity]

My work uniform has a long coat but it's not as impressive. I'm pretty jealous.

[audacity]

If I had a long coat, I'd just trip over it at some really stupid moment.

[hardpity]

The trick is to not go any lower than mid-thigh.

[audacity]

You're underestimating how clumsy I can be.

[hardpity]

Ehhh, really... I guess that's a pretty protagonist-like flaw to have...

[audacity]

You're really still on that?

[hardpity]

You've got the vibes! Like Lethe does but different genres. Or honestly, like Ananke does but different genres. I'm a late-arrival side character with extremely niche appeal.