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wooliefrand ([personal profile] wooliefrand) wrote in [community profile] sheep_game2024-06-13 07:36 pm

pass the grass

WHO: SHEEP
WHERE:THE PASTURE
WHEN: 85, late afternoon thru evening

[Normalcy is returning to the pasture! Or at least maybe you hope it is! Blossom can be found still cleaning up the last bits of blood in the grass so it looks nice and not-ominous anymore!! Well at least til she stabs herself lightly.]

Stupid--incomprehensible demons--don't they know what I'm trying to accomplish here!! All that violence and--now there's a freaking robot of me?? Ugh!

[the blood seeps into some flowers before turning into some dandelions and--POOF. Puffy dandelions float through the sky this evening! If you touch one, you will either A) be granted the gift of floating for a few hours or B) You get a fluffy appendage of your choice for a few hours (ears, tail, wings). Just a nice little distraction. . .but one ends up touching Blossom and now she is floating away. Welp. goodbye don't mind her yelling. The dandelions and their effects will disappear by morning (or sometime day 86 idc it's for fun)


THAT ASIDE, you might see some new faces falling from the sky this evening. Make them feel welcome! Or not! No one is the boss of you!!


Lastly, some Flocks' will feel their barns rumble slightly before new additions are added:

Daffodil: Inexplicably, downstairs is an inside atrium like room. It's far bigger than it should be, and somehow has an abundance of plants, rocks for sunbathing, and sunshine itself (though a well hidden knob can also switch it to "nighttime"). You even get the ambiance of critter noises. Hell there are even a few small animals like lizards and bugs you can hunt. Enrichment! There is also a grotto that doubles as a private bath, with self cleaning, steaming mineral water that connects to smaller streams running thru the atrium.

It's big enough to comfortably fit say, a chimera. Said Chimera can enter the room from inside or outside, as a pressure sensitive hidden door will allow any Daffodil in. Think of like a garage door but more majestic. It also include a waterslide form their normal bathroom and of course, normal stairs.

Rose: The main room of the barn is now a two-story library with a Dark Academia vibe, featuring books from the worlds of the resident Roses. Red velvet couches and wing-backed chairs face a huge fireplace that’s perfect for brooding over, and a huge and ornate gold-framed oil portrait of Vera is mounted over the mantle, along with a fist-sized diamond. The high ceiling has shutters that can be drawn to reveal a massive, domed skylight edged with stained-glass roses to let light into the room during the day, and at night the room is gently illuminated by the goth chandelier above and various iron sconces and candelabras along the walls. Nestled between the twin staircases that lead to the upper floors, the flock's Crystal Rose is displayed on a podium-shaped fountain. The trickling water and faceted petals catch the twinkling light of the candles and fireplace.

Here and there across both floors are reading nooks and desks for study, and the bedroom doors can be optionally hidden behind sliding bookcases and secret panels. Also of note in this room are lots of spooky glowing crystals of all sizes and colors tucked on the shelves along with the books, and a standing chalkboard on wheels can be rolled out of its nook for giving lectures and devising schemes.

Peony: And Peony just gets a really sweet bathroom. Half of it is fancy pink marble, with a large, elaborate bathtub, sink and mirrors, separate toilet, and both a personal and giant walk-in shower (just in case you feel like going in as a horse). Off to the side is also a mini spa/lounge area just for taking the edge off. The other half is covered in pink plush, and all the decor is peonies and/or cowboy themed.

The plush side also houses in-unit washers and dryers, as well as dry cleaning and other clothing specific utilities.]
wants_the_phd: (003)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2024-06-15 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
They're nice people so I'm sure you'll get along.

[At some point they'll get to the rose barn which is a lovely, spooky, brooding mansion squatting in this otherwise friendly-looking pastoral scene.]

And this is our designated lodging, the Rose "Barn", where we have various amenities exclusive to our "flock." You can have your own room with locking door and everything...!
holesomelanguage: (Don't you realize what I'm saying?)

[personal profile] holesomelanguage 2024-06-15 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Looks at barn. Looks back at her. ]

That ain't no fudgin' barn.
wants_the_phd: (009)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2024-06-15 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Leading him toward the door]

It used to be, until some gentle remodeling. Now the only the unused bedrooms retain any vestiges of the building's barnlike origins, but you'll be able to easily tailor the interior to satisfy your own tastes, I think.

[she unlocks the door and heads inside, holding the door open for him.]
holesomelanguage: (Nothing stands in our way.)

[personal profile] holesomelanguage 2024-06-15 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks as gentle as a sledgehammer to the toe.

[ He'll follow in though, squinting at the barn. 'Barn'. ]

Screwubbaboo.
wants_the_phd: (011)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2024-06-15 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[she has no idea what 'screwubbaboo' means but she has chosen to interpret it as an expression of awe.]

[she leads him over to the crystal statue of a rose that's mounted on a little podium-shaped fountain.]

Alright. This thing is some kind of magic conduit. If you touch it, you'll get the key that will open the barn and your room, as well as vest you with an assortment of magic powers exclusive to our flock.

Fun and exciting as they are, I would like to kindly request you don't use any of these powers on anybody until we get you up to speed on, um. Well. There's been some drama lately.

Using the powers in general is fine, but some people get very upset if you use powers on them.
holesomelanguage: (Nothing stands in our way.)

[personal profile] holesomelanguage 2024-06-16 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's close enough. ]

[ This also sounds like a load of bullsh- ]

Ya get magic powers from touchin' a rock.
wants_the_phd: (008)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2024-06-16 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's less trouble for me if you don't, so feel free not to.

[she starts walking off toward the kitchen.]
holesomelanguage: (Don't you realize what I'm saying?)

[personal profile] holesomelanguage 2024-06-16 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Keh, jus' sayin' it's one of the bigger loads of horse crabs I've heard in a while.

[ He's gonna touch the rock though. ]
wants_the_phd: (022)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2024-06-16 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[He gets powers!! Including the ones from home, if he has any. Also, a key will manifest in his pocket or palm or whatever.]

Yes, unfortunately, this place is nonstop horse crabs at all times. It never stops being horse crabs. It only ever gets more horse crabs with every passing day.

Anyway. Wanna see the kitchen?
holesomelanguage: (Savage.)

[personal profile] holesomelanguage 2024-06-16 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Looking at the key for a moment in his hand before proceeding to swallow the thing whole like it's nothing. ]

Well fudge. Sure, though I ain't got much of an appetite these days.
wants_the_phd: (011)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2024-06-16 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[maybe because you already spoiled your appetite with inanimate objects. She wonders what other random crap is jostling around in there.]

Yeah? Then maybe I can show you your room, instead? Or the hot springs? Obstacle course?

We have a wide assortment of horse crabs to choose from.
Edited 2024-06-16 19:56 (UTC)
holesomelanguage: (I got time but it's not for you.)

[personal profile] holesomelanguage 2024-06-17 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ What's a better storage unit than inside you though? ]

Hah, room's good, but what the fork ya'll got an obstacle course for?
wants_the_phd: (023)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2024-06-17 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Exercise? Enrichment? I dunno, what do people normally use obstacle courses for?
holesomelanguage: (Sit back and relax.)

[personal profile] holesomelanguage 2024-06-17 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Death competitions?
wants_the_phd: (011)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2024-06-17 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, no need for a separate room for that; those happen routinely enough for free, and rarely require any additional supplies on our part.

Anyway, this room's yours!

[She opens a door tucked between some book cases to reveal a rustic, barn-flavored bedroom with a cot and a closet and nothing else. Maybe there's a window, idk up to you.]

It's our last unoccupied bedroom. We're full up now! Congratulations to us all!
holesomelanguage: (Want it and burn it.)

[personal profile] holesomelanguage 2024-06-17 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations to ya.

[ He doesn't seem particularly unimpressed by what he sees, though he does go over to test the sturdiness of the cot. ]

Hah, sturdier than it looks.
wants_the_phd: (009)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2024-06-17 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hopefully that'll work to get you started. Most other things can be generated with a technique called "Herd Mentality", which is when you do an activity of your choice with one or more members of this, the Rose flock. And then, somehow, the thing that you want will manifest. Don't ask me how. It's all horse crabs to me. But it works even better when the activities involve gossip, theatrics, drama, or debate. Then it's an even stronger kind of magic called a Rite.
holesomelanguage: (Proarms.)

[personal profile] holesomelanguage 2024-06-17 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is a lot to take in, but Boothill's absorbing each bit of info he's given. ]

An' what's that magic good for?
wants_the_phd: (029)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2024-06-17 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck if I know.

This place just runs on magic and I don't understand any of it at all.
holesomelanguage: (Don't you realize what I'm saying?)

[personal profile] holesomelanguage 2024-06-18 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
So yer powerin' somethin' with a buncha magic and ya got no forkin' idea what?

[ That's how terrible weapons of mass destruction are made- ]