avoca-do

[soulsurvivore]

WHO: weeds
WHERE: weed clubhouse
WHEN: day 84

[ our bad behavior was rewarded with avocados. ]

Comments

[soulsurvivore]

You're simply sore that you were not able to break him.

[jerkalope]

Torture wouldn't have either. If I had time and the devices of my prison, it would have been an easy thing.

[soulsurvivore]

He's a fool who made his choice.

[jerkalope]

A human making foolish choices doesn't surprise me. But it likely means Lily is going to be stubborn and self-righteous about it.

[soulsurvivore]

[ rolls her eyes. ]

That's how they always are. Best to ignore them at this point. They'll make anything and everything about themselves.

[jerkalope]

But now they have a priest who will advocate for every self-interested bias against us. How irritating.

[soulsurvivore]

Who cares?

[jerkalope]

I do. Insofar as it means whatever Lily gets up to will be difficult to figure out when it's second or third hand.

I'm sure you can tell, but I'm not here for being physically impressive. Even if my horns are magnificent.

[soulsurvivore]

Here's a secret: they don't matter.

There are other flocks. It's simple enough to just . . . ignore Lily. Let them die mad.

[jerkalope]

Ah, you mean like favorites? I don't care if they hate us, warranted or not.

Think of it like a jigsaw puzzle. Lily, annoying as they are, often hoard certain pieces. From the other flocks too. And I'm a completionist.

[soulsurvivore]

Let go of that mindset. Lily does not share. Lily will never share.

The only way to play is to simply ignore them and hoard your own pieces.

[jerkalope]

Ah, if only I were the Buddha, I could. But I'm too invested in the ridiculous illusions that make up human justification.

Besides, I never assumed they would willingly share. But there are other ways...

[soulsurvivore]

That sounds like a you problem.

[jerkalope]

It really is. I even put it on my job applications as my greatest weakness, "I care too much."

[ which implies a jackalope HR ]

[soulsurvivore]

I would say that instead of worrying about Lily, encourage the flocks you're closer with to dig up the information Lily would have.

[jerkalope]

I can multitask by doing both. Especially since the flocks whose shitlist I'm currently avoiding are busy with their own problems.

Speaking of, if you're thinking about Clover, I'd call it a wash. They'll be out for Jazz, but torturing me doesn't win Weeds any sympathy points overall.