avoca-do

[soulsurvivore]

WHO: weeds
WHERE: weed clubhouse
WHEN: day 84

[ our bad behavior was rewarded with avocados. ]

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[readytosqueeze]

[ watches in half-amusement, half-confusion ]

So you're some kinda fairy ruler that pretends to be an avocado and wants to be a snack in a pocket.

[ saying it out loud makes him sound crazy but ]

'kay.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Surely that is not so weird in a place such as this?

[readytosqueeze]

No it isn't, but it's still kinda weird!

[ pats his new pocket ruler on the head with his index finger ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Leans into the little finger pets]

‘Kinda weird’!

[readytosqueeze]

[ ugh. ruler is cute. this is awful or something. ]

So are ya always this small or what?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

No, but I need a strong master if I want to be bigger. Or else there's always dreams....

[readytosqueeze]

A strong master? There ain't a shortage of strong people 'round here.

Or did ya need someone more specific.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I need someone with strong magic. Do you know someone?

[readytosqueeze]

Eh...

[ yeah he does but like. why say anything ]

... not really. I got some but it's nothin' special.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Oh, but isn't all magic special to some degree?

[readytosqueeze]

I guess so, Sea Moth.

[ picks ruler out of his pocket so he can hold him up in his palm at eye level ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Just sort of slowly turning from where he hangs]

[readytosqueeze]

... you're kinda funny. Guess ya can stay for a bit.

But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna try to fit an avocado or two in my pockets with ya.