avoca-do

[soulsurvivore]

WHO: weeds
WHERE: weed clubhouse
WHEN: day 84

[ our bad behavior was rewarded with avocados. ]

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[cochrhiben]

[Poking at the avocados! He's never seen these growing wild.]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Leans out from between the leaves]

Careful! You'll bruise them!

[cochrhiben]

Uwah!

[He falls back in surprise!]

An avocado fairy!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

That’s right, it’s me!

[Floats down on a little avocado bud parasol]

Uwu~oah!

[cochrhiben]

Are these avocados off limits? That's okay! I didn't want one that badly.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I am their guardian! Thank you for respecting their boundaries.

[cochrhiben]

You're a weed too?

[Squinting at the "fairy's" clothes.]

...Does the snake like avocados?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[He appears to be wearing a cloak made of tattered moth wings and the telltale black collar]

Oh yes, the snake adores them!

[cochrhiben]

Wahaha!

I've never heard of a snake eating fruits or veggies, but if he can make me a spaceship then I guess he can eat an avocado.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Of course. Everything eats everything in this world. And nothing is left behind but bones.

[cochrhiben]

...That's so grim!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Not at all! It's quite romantic, I think!

[cochrhiben]

That could be another way of looking at it...

Ah! I'm--! Mm, no. I don't think I can get the right kind of inspiration from that right now. Never mind!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Inspiration...~?

[cochrhiben]

For making music!

I'm a composer, after all. Inspiration can strike at any moment!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

A composer! What sort of songs do you create then? What sort of story do they tell?

[cochrhiben]

Mostly idol pop music, but my talents aren't restricted to that. I can compose anything because I'm a genius! Wahaha!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Anything-anything???

[cochrhiben]

I would like to answer that with a resounding yes, but that sounds like a good setup for a trap of some kind.