avoca-do

[soulsurvivore]

WHO: weeds
WHERE: weed clubhouse
WHEN: day 84

[ our bad behavior was rewarded with avocados. ]

Comments

[readytosqueeze]

The insects are the ones that should be careful!

[soulsurvivore]

That is true.

[readytosqueeze]

Of course it is.

So where'd they come from?

[soulsurvivore]

There was a ritual. Myself and a few others participated and we did quite well for ourselves.

Hence the "you're welcome."

[readytosqueeze]

Can't argue with the results.

[ for now ]

'cause I'm sure ya could've won somethin' worse. Like, I dunno... mushrooms...

[soulsurvivore]

I suppose. I don't eat this sort of food myself, but it's good for bartering purposes.

[readytosqueeze]

Eh? Really?

I mean yeah they aren't like, meat or anythin' but you're right. People will kill for 'em.

[soulsurvivore]

It's like the pasture's fruit trees. There are things that simply don't exist except behind gates.

[ picks up an avocado. ]

And now, we have leverage. A seat at the table, if you will.

[readytosqueeze]

We didn't before?

[ blinks slowly ]

[soulsurvivore]

Not with some of the flocks. It hardly matters.

Do you like these things?

[readytosqueeze]

Eh, they're fine. Can smash 'em into a spread ya put on toast. Definitely sold a lot of 'em when I worked in the lounge.

[ bougie foods for students, tbh ]

[soulsurvivore]

Then we'll have to use them to our advantage.

[readytosqueeze]

You're right.

I bet if ya chuck one hard enough, ya could leave an imprint in someone's forehead.