avoca-do

[soulsurvivore]

WHO: weeds
WHERE: weed clubhouse
WHEN: day 84

[ our bad behavior was rewarded with avocados. ]

Comments

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Gross? Isn't it heart-pounding? Doesn't the thought of it just fill you with excitement for the next chapter? What is so gross about it?

[soulsurvivore]

All of it.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

What sort of prize would you enjoy? What sort of stories make your heart pound? Surely there must be some!

[soulsurvivore]

[ eyes him. ]

Hmm . . . a snack would be nice.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

...I taste terrible. May I offer you an avocado instead?

[soulsurvivore]

Come now, don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure your soul tastes delicious.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

...

[Makes a run for it]

[soulsurvivore]

[ just waaaaaves. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

....

[Skids to a halt]

Aren't you going to chase me? What fun is a game of chase with no chase?

[soulsurvivore]

[ the darkness uncoils, forming a very large hand

and then reaches out for him. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Ah! How exciting!

[soulsurvivore]

[ oh lawd it's comin'. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Ducks behind a fallen avocado for cover]

[soulsurvivore]

[ the hand picks up the avocado

and throws it at him. ]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Is beamed]

Uuuuu....

[soulsurvivore]

Have you had enough fun for today?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

For today...

[soulsurvivore]

You should be more careful, little one, lest you end up crushed by a wayward fruit.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Ah! As if I would allow myself such a boring end!