Drunk Cards

[crittersheep]

WHO: Some sheep and you
WHERE: Right in the middle of the pasture
WHEN: Day 83, afternoon

[Two red sheep and one lilac-colored sheep are having a picnic in the shade of a tree. There is a smorgasbord of finger foods laid out over the huge blankets spread over the grass, but even more notable is the frankly unreasonable amount of drinks, both alcoholic and non.]

[They beckon you over as you're passing by.]

"Psst..."

Did you know? Did you know?


There was a demon here just now!


Yeeeeeeeeah...! We ...played a game of *hic* cards! With the drankssssssss...


When we beat him at cards he left all his stuff behind.


Hey! You! Yeah, youuuu! Wanna drink some cards and play some hooch? We got some uuuuuuuuuuh sandwiches too. *hic*


We can't drink this all, so we might as well share.


We got extra cards, too.


*hic*

[Sessions | Turn-in | Mingle | Winners | Endgame]

Comments

[electricflock]

Is all fun. Nobody haaaad to drink alcohol.

[aiwillneversmile]

I did. I kept trying for water and got beer.

[electricflock]

Really? Maybe sheep got confused... Schnapps is always confused.

[aiwillneversmile]

Or drunk. It's fine. I didn't drink that much.

[electricflock]

Sad to give beer to someone doesn't want beer. Beer is rare... grain is rare.

[aiwillneversmile]

Or it was. It hasn't been that way for a long, long time in my world.

[electricflock]

Is rare here. Can't eat your world's millet. Is in your world.

[aiwillneversmile]

Except the rituals seem to load everyone up with booze. And weeds always seem to have a lot hidden away.

[electricflock]

Nahh, not really.

[aiwillneversmile]

Are you sure? There was the fish one.

[electricflock]

Fish juice doesn't count.

[aiwillneversmile]

Why not?

[electricflock]

Is fish juice.

[aiwillneversmile]

I can guess, but is it really that different?

[electricflock]

Is not grain, is fish.

[aiwillneversmile]

It's made with the same process and produces the same effects as grain alcohol.

[electricflock]

Was not same process. Was not same process at all.

[aiwillneversmile]

Do you know how to make alcohol from fish?

[electricflock]

Is fluids from fish.

[aiwillneversmile]

Then, what happens next?

[electricflock]

Was only step.

[aiwillneversmile]

Have you had fish alcohol before here?

[electricflock]

No because have normal fish at home.

[aiwillneversmile]

But you're talking like you saw how they made it.

[electricflock]

Fish melted on rock. Became drink.