BARTENDER - THISTLE

[wooliefrand]

WHO: THISTLE + CUSTOMERS
WHERE: THISTLE BARN
WHEN: BARTENDER GAME

[ Your barn has a new???? (temporary???) addition! One of the outside walls now has a cabinet of various drinks, all of which sits behind what appears to be an L-shaped bar counter, complete with a sink, ice box, and glass cabinet on the inner side, and stools for customers(?) on the outer side.

Posted on the wall is a recipe book, and above it, a big chalkboard listing the various drinks from said recipe book.

Tied to the drinks cabinet are a number of ribbons in your barn's color. Wonder what those are for. ]

OOC RULES | RECIPE BOOK | MAIN GAME POST

Comments

[pictureimperfect]

[...getting out a couple pepper pods and some extremely sour candy]

I'm gonna spike that sheep's drink.

[survivaltricks]

[what the fuck what the fuck]

What. . . just happened???

[pictureimperfect]

A sheep got drunk and summoned a drunk demon. Just another day ending in Y.

[survivaltricks]

Why is it purple. We're purple. Is that our sheep???

[pictureimperfect]

I refuse to accept responsibility for that thing.

[survivaltricks]

[wheezes]

Loki and I wanted a coffee bar. . . and I used to work in a cafe as a barista. Maybe it learned how to drink from us??

[pictureimperfect]

Oh so you were the bad influence. Shame on you senpai!

[survivaltricks]

I've never even had a drop of alcohol in my entire life. . .

[pictureimperfect]

Maid-senpai really is as pure as the fresh driven snow...

[survivaltricks]

See? I told you. And you didn't believe me.

[A TOP LEVEL FOR DRINK ORDERS]

[survivaltricks]

RUGGIE

[survivaltricks]

[Macchiato please~]

VICIOUS

[survivaltricks]

[Gimme the strongest drink you got. And make it interestin'!]

AIDES

[survivaltricks]

[I-I'd like something with bright colors that's cold w-with a fresh and tangy flavor.]

[pictureimperfect]

You just seemed so shady.

[survivaltricks]

Thanks. That's a compliment.

[pictureimperfect]

Now live up to it by helping me make drinks.

[survivaltricks]

[sticks out his tongue a li'l and starts going over the orders they have now]

Re: VICIOUS

[pictureimperfect]

I tried to open the drinks cabinet before but it's locked.

Mid tier creep wants to shoot it.

[survivaltricks]

[oh my god]

Please don't let him shoot our liquor cabinet when there are people around.

[pictureimperfect]

I'm trying to talk him out of it, do you know where the key is?

[he did not read the first page properly he's only checked the drinks list]

[survivaltricks]

[buddy]

There is no key.

. . . we have to drink the cheap room-temperature stuff to open up the liquor cabinet.

[pictureimperfect]

. . .

We're going to have to stain your pure soul more than planned.

[survivaltricks]

Oh noooooo.

[already picking up a can of lukewarm cheap beer]

[. . . and making a face]

[pictureimperfect]

We could get mid-tier creep to drink it?