crittersheep ([personal profile] crittersheep) wrote in [community profile] sheep_game2024-06-02 08:19 am

Drunk Cards

WHO: Some sheep and you
WHERE: Right in the middle of the pasture
WHEN: Day 83, afternoon

[Two red sheep and one lilac-colored sheep are having a picnic in the shade of a tree. There is a smorgasbord of finger foods laid out over the huge blankets spread over the grass, but even more notable is the frankly unreasonable amount of drinks, both alcoholic and non.]

[They beckon you over as you're passing by.]

"Psst..."
Did you know? Did you know?


There was a demon here just now!


Yeeeeeeeeah...! We ...played a game of *hic* cards! With the drankssssssss...


When we beat him at cards he left all his stuff behind.


Hey! You! Yeah, youuuu! Wanna drink some cards and play some hooch? We got some uuuuuuuuuuh sandwiches too. *hic*


We can't drink this all, so we might as well share.


We got extra cards, too.


*hic*


[Sessions | Turn-in | Mingle | Winners | Endgame]
survivaltricks: (pic#15976352)

[personal profile] survivaltricks 2024-06-04 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[rocking back a bit drunkenly, still grinning even as his hands fall away]

Mmmkay. . . if you s. . . say so.

But if you were, would it be so bad?
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2024-06-04 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[holds out arms]

. . . gimme a piggy back ride.
reportinastorm: (E01-08)

[personal profile] reportinastorm 2024-06-04 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[FROWNS]

...Depends. It could interfere with... things. My job. And be... weird. Depending on who it was.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2024-06-04 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh. . . naw.

[drunken hand waves]

Love ain't weird. I kissed the guy who tried to kill me like. . . three times.







[Lupin that's not a thing to be proud of]
reportinastorm: (E05-04)

[personal profile] reportinastorm 2024-06-04 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Kissed him three times, or he tried to kill you three times?

[IS THAT REALLY THE IMPORTANT PART TO CLARIFY]
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[personal profile] leonheartedly 2024-06-04 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . I'll try? Might not work out for us, though.

[turning around to kneel down so he can climb on]
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[personal profile] leonheartedly 2024-06-04 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That has nothing to do with it . . . probably.

Will you be able to walk home or am I carrying you?

[. . . if he can manage it . . . ]
reportinastorm: (E03-07a)

[personal profile] reportinastorm 2024-06-04 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
'Course it has to do with it. Body weight is a major factor in how well you can mebatize... mebotolize... metabolize alcohol.

[She pushes away from him so she can stand on her own. She wobbles on her feet.]

I just gotta... have a few bites to eat.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2024-06-04 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[YES]

Murder. Three times. Attempted.

Kissing lots more than that.
leonheartedly: (007)

[personal profile] leonheartedly 2024-06-04 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[s-snort, but he lets her go]

Not always. Bet there's someone your size who could drink me under the table.

. . . water, too.
reportinastorm: (E04-13)

[personal profile] reportinastorm 2024-06-04 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmmmmmmm...

[she considers, her head rolling to one side]

If someone's... an assassin or something... that might be questionable. But people... make choices. D'pends what else they do.

'S weird if they're... six times your age... or a different species...

[NONE OF THIS SOUNDS ESPECIALLY HYPOTHETICAL]
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[personal profile] psynchroneyes 2024-06-04 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Still gonna go throw some tipsy punches?
leonheartedly: (007)

[personal profile] leonheartedly 2024-06-04 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, probably. After I get the drunks home . . .
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[personal profile] psynchroneyes 2024-06-04 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheheh... They really let loose, huh!
reportinastorm: (E05-13)

[personal profile] reportinastorm 2024-06-04 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Water's... good.

[She takes approximately two steps before sitting down heavily on a picnic blanket with her plate of food]
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[personal profile] leonheartedly 2024-06-04 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhmm. And they're lightweights, too.

They won't be happy later.
leonheartedly: are you DONE yet RAMON (074)

[personal profile] leonheartedly 2024-06-04 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[well, she didn't fall, that's good]

Lots of it.
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[personal profile] arrowace 2024-06-04 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Smoothies are . . . sometimes alright. I dislike berries.

[ but Lily has peaches and plums! These are legal for use. ]
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2024-06-04 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . . Loki was definitely an assassin. . . sweats]

[makes faces, brows wrinkled in contemplation]

Different species ain't weird. I love Biscuit and would kiss him lots too and he ain't human.

Love is love is love, Flora. Love. . . is good.
reportinastorm: (E03-01)

[personal profile] reportinastorm 2024-06-04 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[munches tipsily]

...S'good... to have lots of water.
reportinastorm: (E01-24)

[personal profile] reportinastorm 2024-06-04 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[makes a face]

That's different. He just... has ears. He's not... a hundred fifty years old and able to harness unlimited power from a different dimension.
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[personal profile] leonheartedly 2024-06-04 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. So you don't get dehydrated.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2024-06-04 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooooh he'd be so maaaaaad. . .

[snrks behind his hand]

Excuses, excuses. It's not weird and that is that.
reportinastorm: (E02-05)

[personal profile] reportinastorm 2024-06-04 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm... People don't appreciate water enough.

[She looks around belatedly to see if there is a water bottle in easy reach of her]
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[personal profile] reportinastorm 2024-06-04 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess he also... likes big muscular women...?

[these are the things Flora knows about hyena beastmen]

...You can't just say "that is that." That is... a lot of things.

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